● B R I T I S H ○●
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win xFactor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football... not soccer.
Total: 3
○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 4
○● I T A L I A N ○●
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10". (( I'm 5'1">.< ))
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk a lot with your hands.
Total: 5
○● S P A N I S H ○●
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total: 4
○● R U S S I A N ○●
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3
○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.
Total: 1
○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[x] You can sing gospel.(use to be able to>.>''

Total: 6
○● A S I A N ○●
[ ] You have slanty-small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 1
○● G E R M A N ○●
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school
[ ] You're over 5'2".
Total: 4
○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say "eh".
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.(does living by farms helpO.O??)
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 7
○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You're lazy.
[x] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2
○● B E L G I A N ○●
[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[x] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[x] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 7
○● D U T C H ○●
[x] You like the colour orange.
[x] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[x] You are good at building handi-work projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.
Total: 6
○● A R A B ○●
[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "English".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.
Total: 1
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Fact #1. I am not amused by your bullshit.
Fact #2. I may seem nice now but I can and will out bitch you in a second.
Fact #3. The rats of NIMH are under new management.
Me.
i really liked it
i got a good laugh^^
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Even tho life seems so hard,its really easy when u think about it
life is also a book...its has its romance then its depressed,then happyness and other things...
--
Fact #1. I am not amused by your bullshit.
Fact #2. I may seem nice now but I can and will out bitch you in a second.
Fact #3. The rats of NIMH are under new management.
Me.
--
Starbuck: "Today we will be doing basic launch, approach and landing maneuvers. Anyone not paying attention is liable to end up as a puddle of something to be hosed out of the cockpit by the chief of the deck. "
--
Even tho life seems so hard,its really easy when u think about it
life is also a book...its has its romance then its depressed,then happyness and other things...
Thank you su much for
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Even tho life seems so hard,its really easy when u think about it
life is also a book...its has its romance then its depressed,then happyness and other things...
--
Starman: Man, I went to church today.
Solstice: Well,what church did you go to?
Starman: The Greater Ebaneazor New Revival tree of Life Institutional Double Rock on the Side of The Road To Jericho Missionary Bapist Church of Zion
Solstice: . . . whaa?
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Even tho life seems so hard,its really easy when u think about it
life is also a book...its has its romance then its depressed,then happyness and other things...
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